And in the "it's so weird it must be Friday" category

I wonder if Twiggy, the Amazing Water-Skiing Squirrel gets teased by her squirrel friends. In my experience, squirrels fall in two categories: bossy and cocky. "You let them do WHAT to you?" Campus squirrels -- the ones who steal your lunch and tell you to like it -- would kick Twiggy's ass.
